Quotes:How I Met Your Mother 6x21 Hopeless

• [The gang is at MacLaren’s Bar with Jerry trying to figure out which club to go to]
• Barney: Let’s see, what club should we hit first? There’s Club Was, there’s Wrong…
• Marshall: Um, those places shut down a long time ago.
• Barney: Oh no.
• Marshall: Oh No shut down too.
• Ted: There’s Where.
• Jerry: Where’s Where?
• Lily: Where’s where Was was, isn’t it?
• Barney: No, Was wasn’t where Where was. Was was where Wrong was, right?
• Jerry: Okay…
• Ted: Not Okay. That place is lame.
• Robin: Okay is Lame? I thought Lame was a gay bar. Or is that Wrong?
• Marshall: That’s wrong. That’s not Wrong.
• Barney: Guys, focus.
• Robin: Oh, I like Focus, let’s go there.
• Ted: Where?
• Robin: Not Where, Focus.
• Lily: I thought Focus was closed.
• Barney: No, Was was Closed. Once Was shut down, it reopened as Closed.
• Marshall: So Closed is open.
• Robin: No, Closed is closed.
• Jerry: I don’t know. Third Base, right?!
• Robin: Ew, Third Base is all frat guys.
• Lily: I’ll go any place, okay?
• Ted: Not Okay. Okay is lame.
• Robin: Okay is not Lame. Lame is a gay bar.
• Lily: Guys, shut up.
• Barney: No, Shut Up shut down. I can’t believe I don’t know the names of the clubs anymore.
• Marshall: Guys, just pick a club, okay?
• Ted: Not Okay!
• All: Okay is Lame! Gay bar!
• Marshall: For the record, um, I was in there once by accident. I’m pretty sure it’s pronounced Lamé.
• Barney: It’s Hopeless, isn’t it?
• [cut to the group at a club called Hopeless]